me: you're really funny
me: has a great social life, goes to parties, eats what i want, has a perfect body, has sexual intercourse frequently with hot strangers
me: closes sims and cries
scarlettation: right now i’m very proud of being british even though i’m not british
Person: Your music taste is shit.
Me: Shhh do you hear that?
Person: Hear what?
Me: It's the winds of me not giving a fuck
People 7173822 miles away: omfg you're so cute how are you single
People around me: omfg i didn't know potatoes walked